The Five Best Things to Say When You’re Caught Napping at Your Desk

It’s easy to get overworked during the course of a day or even the week. An occasional nap, though, for the cube-dweller or person on a company time clock can be dicey, and may be excuse enough for an employer to sack you. Here are a couple of things to say when sleep overtakes you at work, but you’re caught in the act:
NUMBER 5: “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
NUMBER 4: ’This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.”
NUMBER 3: “Whew, those Sharpies are toxic! You probably got here just in time!”
NUMBER 2: “Did you notice you can make your keyboard sound like running horses, without even pressing the keys all the way down?”
NUMBER 1: (Raising your head slowly) “…Amen.”




Nice.. I think I’ll go with the Blood Bank.